My Darling Husband,
I love you more than life itself. I appreciate you efforts to take me in hand, per my previous request.
But I still get a feeling that you don’t quite understand my needs. So I will try to explain it to you in Analytical / Engineering terms.
Here is a brief list of comments or emotions that you may see or hear from me in the future; along with a translation of what each comment really means.
1. “Yeah, I’m fine,” (sigh) “I’m just tired”.
Translation – “I’m a little down. Please spank me.”
2. “Grr, I took out the (YOUR JOB!) garbage. Humph, grumble.
Translation – “I’m crabby and resentful. Spank me, dang it!”
3. “Mmm, honey. The kids went to bed early. Want to play Xena, the bad warrior Princess?” Translation – “I am horny. Love me, then spank me. Not necessarily in that order.”
4. “I am so stressed out… PMS… trip out of town… kids… stress…etc..”
Translation – “For the love of Pete, would you frickin spank me already?!? And don’t stop until I have either passed out from the pain, you have broken at least four implements on my backside, or I am sobbing uncontrollable and begging you to stop!” (flush, stammer) “I mean, I could really use a stress reliever. Please help me out.”
I hope this helps. Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns. FYI, I have opened up a credit card at www.caneiac.com. I have already spent , ahem , a little money on the site.
Translation – “I have been very naughty again. “
-Your loving wife,
Translation – Your loving wife who is desperately in need of a spanking